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1 / 8   "How do you get a gay man to have sex with a woman?


Shit in her cunt.
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2 / 8   An autopsy revealed that Whitney Houston was clean at the time of her death.


Well I would think so, she'd been lying in the bath for two weeks.
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3 / 8   Fundamentalist Islamic sex dolls.


They blow themselves up.
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4 / 8   If only Africa had more mosquito nets.


Then every year we could save millions... of mosquitos from dying needlessly of AIDS.
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5 / 8   What did the Jewish paedo say to the children?


Hey kids, wanna buy some candy?
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6 / 8   What does a cancer joke and a sick child have in common?


They never get old.
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7 / 8   What part of a vegetable should you never eat?


The wheelchair.
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8 / 8   Why do pedophiles always have beards & glasses?


What is it about that look that children find so sexy?
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